South Lanarkshire Leisure and Culture

Kiss or Diss: Meet Me at the Boots Corner

An Arts Enigma production written and directed by Paul Moore.

Girls, guys and Glamrock!

It’s 1974 and Abba just had their Waterloo and our three LUV birds, Linda, Una and Vi often find their love lives flushed doon the loo after getting a “dissy” at Boots Corner! Where thousands of Glasgow’s young lovers started their walk down the aisle…or right back to “ra dancin”.

Many a night they’ve waited on their Knight in shining armour and all the amour – hoping to make it across the road to Beaverbrooks, in their quest for that band of gold.

Will our luv birds fall head over heels… or right “aff” their heels?

A night full of Girls, Guys and Glamrock with all the hilarity, all the love hangovers and all the hits… from Abba to Elton John to David Bowie… and so many more.

From the writer of last year’s comedy smash, “The Provy Wummin” – this is not to be missed!

Age restriction: 16+

Adult humour and occasional strong language.

Available to book online or by calling Rutherglen Town Hall on 0141 613 5700.

Date: 6 June 2026

Time: 7:30pm

Cost: £23.00 (subject to £1.50 transaction fee)

Venue: Rutherglen Town Hall