South Lanarkshire Leisure and Culture

 

Why not come along to Lanark Memorial Hall’s Halloween Baby Disco and show us your best ‘Monster Mash’ or throw your best ‘Thriller’ moves? Dress up in your best costume to be in with the chance to win a spooktacular prize!

Join our live DJ for a fun-filled spooky hour that promises lots of fun for little ones from birth to 5 years of age. 

Available to book online or by calling Lanark Memorial Hall on 01555 673199.

Cost: £3.00 per person, child must be accompanies by parent / guardian (subject to £1.50 transaction fee)

 

‘The Scottish Comedians’ is packed with amazing Scottish comedy talent.

After hugely successful previous tours, the 2026 show promises another outstanding line up of headline comedians.

The 2026 show showcases an unbelievable line up of talent for you, and we would go as far as saying this is probably the best comedy show you will see - with an amazing variety of comedians, all worthy of their own show.

‘The Scottish Comedians’ line up is as follows - Susie McCabe, Ray Bradshaw, Des McLean, Gareth Mutch and your host Bruce Devlin. Five brilliant comedians in one night!

This is a one off special show bringing the best in Scottish comedy to Lanark.

This is guaranteed to be one of the funniest nights out you will have in 2026.

Age Guidance: 16+ Please note the performance may contain strong language and adult themes.

Available to book online or by calling Lanark Memorial Hall on 01555 673199.

Cost: £24.00 (subject to £1.50 transaction fee)

Library events, such as Bookbug etc, are booked through the library management system (Spydus).

Please click here to view and book library events.

Cost: various

EK Repertory Theatre Club presents The Cat’s Meow by Steven Peros.

“Welcome to Hollywood – A land just off the coast of the Planet Earth”

In November 1924, a mysterious Hollywood death occurred aboard The Oneida, media mogul William Randolph Hearst's yacht. Among the famous guests attending that weekend were film star Charlie Chaplin and Hearst’s mistress, starlet Marion Davies.

The Cat's Meow imagines the worst as everyone cavorts through an oceanic orgy of intrigue, seduction, infidelity, blackmail, booze, drugs and murder! A fascinating cross section of Jazz Era characters who intersect for one notorious decadent weekend!

A sharply written, darkly comic morality play. Laced with clandestine romance, steadily growing tensions and Hollywood excess which erupt in a shocking act of violence!

Season Ticket for September, March and June Productions by EK Rep £45/Concession £36 see ek-rep.org.uk for details.

Available to book online or by calling East Kilbride Arts Centre on 01355 261000.

Cost: £16.00 / £13.00 (subject to £1.50 transaction fee)