South Lanarkshire Leisure and Culture

Location: The Town House Hamilton

Time: 19:30

Cost: £16.00 / £13.00 concession (subject to £1.50 transaction fee)

Neon Lights and Summer Nights 16-21 March 2026 7:30pm £16.00 / £13.00 concession (subject to £1.50 transaction fee) The Town House Hamilton

 

The Ups & Downs Theatre Group present Neon Lights and Summer Nights.

The award-winning cast of the Ups & Downs Theatre Group are back with a brand new show bursting with energy, music talent, laughter, inspiration & plenty of feel-good fun for the whole family.

Act 1: Back to the 80s!

Get ready to be taken on a throwback journey to the era of big hair, neon lights & nostalgic hits as we celebrate the sounds of the 80s.  From pop anthems to power ballads, this act is packed with high-energy performances that will have you singing & dancing along.

Act 2: Grease is the Word

Step into Rydell High School & experience the timeless classic brought to life Ups & Downs style....with iconic songs, slick moves and plenty of fun. It is a hand-jiving show you won’t want to miss.

Book your tickets now.......it’s going to be electrifying!!!!

Available to book online or by calling The Town House Hamilton on 01698 452299.

Location: Rutherglen Town Hall

Time: 13:30 - 15:30

Cost: £2.50

Rutherglen Town Hall Tea Dances 15 Jan, 19 Feb, 19 Mar, 16 Apr, 21 May, 25 Jun 2026 1:30pm £2.50 Rutherglen Town Hall

 

Our hugely popular, long running Tea Dances return on Thursdays on the following dates;

• 15 January
• 19 February
• 19 March
• 16 April
• 21 May
• 25 June

Time: 1.30pm to 3.30pm

Tickets: £2.50

John Findlay provides the live music for our series of Tea Dances with a mixture of sequence and ballroom to suit all tastes.

Tea and biscuits provided.

Book early to avoid disappointment! Call Rutherglen Town Hall on 0141 613 5700.

Location: Village Theatre East Kilbride

Time: 20:00

Cost: £27.50 (subject to £1.50 transaction fee)

Gary Meikle 19 March 2026 8:00pm £27.50 (subject to £1.50 transaction fee) Village Theatre East Kilbride

Hi guys! It’s me, Gary. These blurbs do my head in, if I’m honest. Each year I need to sit and write one out before I even know what stories I’m gonna share. So what's the new show about? I don’t know yet, but it will contain at least one 'yer maw' joke! What I do know is that it’ll be another brand-new combination of stories, opinions and observations about me and my family, as well as all of you. It's always about people and the mad things we do, sometimes animals too, but more often than not it's about people and the stupid scenarios we end up in.

Suitable for ages 16+.

Available to book online or by calling East Kilbride Arts Centre on 01355 261000.

Location: Lanark Memorial Hall

Time: 19:30

Cost: £18 / £16 conc / £15 group 10+ (subject to £1.50 transaction fee)

We Will Rock You LAMS 19-21 March 2026 7:30pm and 2:30pm Saturday matinee £18 / £16 conc / £15 group 10+ (subject to £1.50 transaction fee) Lanark Memorial Hall

 

Lanark Amateur Music Society presents We Will Rock You.

Music and lyrics by Queen.
Story and script by Ben Elton.
Original vocal score by Brian May, Roger Taylor and Mike Dixon.

“We Will Rock You” is presented through special arrangement with, and all authorised performance materials are supplied by, Theatrical Rights Worldwide (TRW). 

www.theatricalrights.co.uk

We Will Rock You is a high-octane, adrenaline-fuelled musical featuring more than 20 iconic Queen hits, including “Bohemian Rhapsody,” “We Are the Champions,” “Somebody to Love,” “Don’t Stop Me Now,” and of course, “We Will Rock You”. Set in a post-apocalyptic future where individuality has been outlawed and music is controlled by algorithms, the story follows two young revolutionaries who dare to defy the system to save rock ‘n’ roll.

Lanark! Are you ready to rock?

Available to book online or by calling Lanark Memorial Hall on 01555 673199.

Location: Library events

Time:

Cost: various

Library events

Library events, such as Bookbug etc, are booked through the library management system (Spydus).

Please click here to view and book library events.

Location: East Kilbride Arts Centre

Time: 10:00 - 16:00

Cost: Free admission

Robert McAnsh exhibition 6 - 29 March 2026 10:00am - 4:00pm Free admission East Kilbride Arts Centre

 

Robert captures the beautiful people, places, animals, history, sea and rivers of the world we all share.

Prints available in all sizes, treat yourself and let the work make you feel happy

Location: East Kilbride Arts Centre

Time: 19:30

Cost: £15.00 / £13.50 concession (subject to £1.50 transaction fee)

Home, I'm Darling 18-21 March 2026 7:30pm and 2:30pm Saturday matinee £15.00 / £13.50 concession (subject to £1.50 transaction fee) East Kilbride Arts Centre

 

Studio32 Theatre Company present Home, I’m Darling, by Laura Wade.

Judy is perfectly happy. She has the perfect home, a ridiculously happy marriage and only last week picked up the most wonderful frilly apron to match her newly styled kitchenette. She is living the life of a quintessential 1950s housewife, and she couldn’t be more content. But – are things really that perfect? Can you really live the 50s dream in the 21st century?

Studio32 presents what is destined to be the Scottish amateur premiere of Home, I’m Darling by Laura Wade – a stylish, witty romp through gingham, cocktails, and perfectly polished domestic bliss – until the cracks start to show. It’s a sharp, fun twist on 1950s nostalgia where vintage ideals clash with modern life.

From the theatre company who brought you Calendar Girls and Steel Magnolias, don’t delay – snap up your tickets today!

Available to book online or by calling East Kilbride Arts Centre on 01355 261000.