South Lanarkshire Leisure and Culture

Gary Faulds: Panic at the Midlife Disco

Get ready for a night of full-throttle storytelling, sharp observations, and the kind of chaos only Gary Faulds can bring. In Panic at the Midlife Disco, Gary dives into the madness of modern life, midlife meltdowns, and everything in between — with his trademark energy, honesty, and hilariously unfiltered humour. It’s relatable, it’s ridiculous, and it’s guaranteed to have the whole room in stitches.

Running Time: Approx. 2 hours including interval

Age Guidance: 16+

Available to book online or by calling Lanark Memorial Hall on 01555 673199.

Date: 21 November 2026

Time: 8:00pm

Cost: £25.00 (subject to £1.50 transaction fee)

Venue: Lanark Memorial Hall