South Lanarkshire Leisure and Culture

Fancy following in the footsteps of some of Rutherglen's funniest folk? 

Well now's your chance to emulate the likes of Stan Laurel, Robbie Coltrane and Andy Cameron by taking to the stage and sharing your favourite funny stories, memories, anecdotes or even historical tales and myths about the Royal Burgh from any point across its 900 years. 

But don't be daunted if you've never taken to the stage before as we've former Scottish Comedian of the Year and two-time Sir Billy Connolly Award nominee and journalist at The Rutherglen Reformer Scott Agnew in to help out.

He'll whip your wisecracks into shape over a five-week course before a showcase night at Rutherglen Town Hall telling your favourite funny stories about life and love or whatever else has made you laugh about Rutherglen. 

So, get your thinking cap on and bring us stories of growing up, working or wild nights out in the Royal Burgh or perhaps even recount some old yarns passed down your family over the years. Let's hear them!

This is an excellent opportunity to learn some new skills, including a taster for creative writing, public speaking and performing in a relaxed and supportive environment celebrating 900 years of Rutherglen and honouring the old Royal Burgh!

The Comedy Showcase will take place on Friday 20 March 2026.

Available to book online or by calling Rutherglen Town Hall on 0141 613 5700.

Cost: £50 for 5 week workshop

 

Part of the Young at Festival.

A multidisciplinary pianist and composer of Nigerian-Filipino ancestry, Adam Heron is the winner of the 2020 Harriet Cohen Bach Award. Born in Hong Kong, then adopted by his Irish mother, Adam achieved widespread recognition in 2018 following his television debut as a BBC Young Musician category finalist. Through his cosmopolitan heritage, coupled with a flair for storytelling, he strives to become a leading ambassador for classical music.

As a soloist, Adam commands a thrilling diary of international concerts and outreach engagements, having performed at distinguished venues and, as devoted ensemble pianist, collaborated with numerous fellow musicians. Adam joined Live Music Now Scotland in 2025 and is a PhD Researcher for the University of Glasgow, where he holds the James McCune Smith scholarship.

Available to book online or by calling Lanark Memorial Hall on 01555 673199.

Cost: Free, but must be booked in advance

 

"Oh What a Night! " 

A tribute to Frankie Valli and the Four Seasons and much more.

The hit show continues to play to sell-out audiences and standing ovations throughout the U.K. 

Featuring the amazing falsetto voice of Einar Vestman and the humour of all-round entertainer Gary Gould, the packed two-set programme guarantees an evening of superb harmonies, stunning solo spots and light comedy.

Available to book online or by calling Rutherglen Town Hall on 0141 613 5700.

Cost: £25.00 (subject to £1.50 transaction fee)

 

Join us for a Thriller of an evening, as we celebrate the legendary music of the King of Pop. This is the Man in the Mirror.

The brand new, must - see, electrifying tribute concert to Michael Jackson. Starring CJ, one of the world’s greatest Michael Jackson tribute artists and supported by a talented cast of performers and musicians who capture the essence of Michael Jackson's unique style and charisma like no other. This scintillating production will keep you on the edge of your seats.

Featuring all his greatest hits you know and love, including Thriller, Billie Jean, Beat It, Smooth Criminal, and of course, Man in the Mirror. Complete with dazzling choreography, stunning visual effects, light show and authentic costumes.

This is the show that pays tribute to Jackson's musical legacy. So, whether you're a lifelong fan or experiencing the magic of Michael Jackson for the first time, get ready as we take you back in time, for a night like no other.

Available to book online or by calling Lanark Memorial Hall on 01555 673199.

Cost: £32.00 (subject to £1.50 transaction fee)

 

Experience the definition of cool!

They were the definition of cool during their fifties and sixties Vegas heyday – Frank Sinatra, Dean Martin and Sammy Davis Jnr.

Rat Pack Live invites you to be part of the gang and features all the patter and razzamatazz of their infamous live shows. So prepare yourself for the UK’s most authentic Rat Pack concert experience…

This brilliant production revives all-time-favourites such as New York, New York, That’s Amore, My Way, Mr Bojangles and That’s Life.

Rat Pack Live: Come Fly with us...

Available to book online or by calling Lanark Memorial Hall on 01555 673199.

This is a tribute show and is no way affiliated with any original artists/estates/management companies or similar shows.

Cost: £30.00 (subject to £1.50 transaction fee)