South Lanarkshire Leisure and Culture

 

'The Greatest Rock and Roll band in the World’ is a bold statement but Showaddywaddy has lived up to that title for the last five decades!

Formed in the 1970s in Leicester from several local bands, they have sold more than 20 million records and have toured all corners of the World extensively.

Their live show is dynamic and uplifting featuring all of their biggest hits, many of which reached number one in the pop charts of Europe. 

‘Under The Moon of Love’, ‘Three Steps to Heaven’, ‘Hey Rock & Roll’, ‘When’, ‘Blue Moon’, ‘Pretty Little Angel Eyes’ and many, many more.

So come and join the ‘Dancin’ Party’… ‘You’ve Got What It Takes’!

Available to book online or by calling Lanark Memorial Hall on 01555 673199.

Cost: £28.00 (subject to £1.50 transaction fee)

Working Men’s Club is a stand-up comedy show about the jobs that shape us - and the pressure that comes with them.

Drawing on his own working life, Scott takes audiences through years spent bouncing in nightclubs, working in bookies, call centres, dead-end shifts, and eventually finding his way into stand-up comedy. The show explores what work gives men beyond money: structure, pride, identity -and what happens when that starts to disappear.

Alongside personal stories, Working Men’s Club tackles modern working culture, the myth of “loving what you do”, the silent dignity of graft, and the growing impact of AI on jobs that once felt secure.

Funny, honest, and unpolished in the best way, this is a show for anyone who’s ever clocked in, kept their head down, and carried on.

Available to book online or by calling East Kilbride Arts Centre on 01355 261000.

Cost: £15.00 (subject to £1.50 transaction fee)

New Victory Players invite you to a very unusual dinner party …

It’s a dark stormy night, each of the guests has an alias, the butler offers a variety of weapons, and the host is, well … dead!

So whodunnit?

Join the iconic oddballs known as Scarlet, Plum, White, Green, Peacock and Mustard as they race to find the murderer, before the body count stacks up.

Based on the cult classic Paramount Pictures motion picture and the Hasbro board game, Cluedo is a madcap comedy that will keep you guessing until the final twist!

Based on the screenplay by Jonathan Lynn and written by Sandy Rustin.

Directed by Cameron Melville.

Available to book online or by calling East Kilbride Arts Centre on 01355 261000.

Cost: £16.00 (subject to £1.50 transaction fee)

 

Our hugely popular, long running Tea Dances return on Thursdays on the following dates;

• 15 January
• 19 February
• 19 March
• 16 April
• 21 May
• 25 June

Time: 1.30pm to 3.30pm

Tickets: £2.50

John Findlay provides the live music for our series of Tea Dances with a mixture of sequence and ballroom to suit all tastes.

Tea and biscuits provided.

Book early to avoid disappointment! Call Rutherglen Town Hall on 0141 613 5700.

Cost: £2.50

The Tartan Army- 28 years later.

Written by Ian Morland.

Directed by Isobel Barrett.

Goaaaaal! And Scotland are off to the World Cup!

The Passion…The Play-offs. The Penalties. The Pints!

Join us in this celebration of our lads smashing their way into the World Cup 2026 as we march alongside our own “Tartan Army” fanatics - Oor Troops Davie, Tam ,Shug and Rab.

They take you through the highs and the lows, life’s kicks and love’s blows as they follow the team from 28 years yesterday to 28 years now…alongside their “Tartan Barmy” long suffering, embittered wives.

A rollercoaster of tears, laughter and rousing songs to steal your BraveHearts!

“Full of cracking one liners!” Citizens Theatre

“A passionate romp through Scottish Football from start to finish” The Herald

A TRAM Direct Theatre Company performance, produced by Arts Enigma Productions -the team that brought you the smash hit “The Provy Wummin”

Available to book online or by calling Rutherglen Town Hall on 0141 613 5700.

Cost: £24.00 (subject to £1.50 transaction fee)