South Lanarkshire Leisure and Culture

 

Get ready for a night of full-throttle storytelling, sharp observations, and the kind of chaos only Gary Faulds can bring. In Panic at the Midlife Disco, Gary dives into the madness of modern life, midlife meltdowns, and everything in between — with his trademark energy, honesty, and hilariously unfiltered humour. It’s relatable, it’s ridiculous, and it’s guaranteed to have the whole room in stitches.

Running Time: Approx. 2 hours including interval

Age Guidance: 16+

Available to book online or by calling Lanark Memorial Hall on 01555 673199.

Cost: £25.00 (subject to £1.50 transaction fee)

 

The ever-popular Clyde Valley Ceilidh Band return to Rutherglen Town Hall for another lively Christmas Ceilidh.

Four great musicians, all the weel kent dances and some you may not have tried before, in the wonderful setting of our Grand Hall. Come and birl the light fantastic and get yourself in the festive mood!

Don’t worry if you don’t know or can’t remember the dances, the band will take you through all the steps.

Includes a meal of soup, steak pie, tea and coffee – vegetarian option also available.

This is without a doubt one of the Town Hall’s most popular shows so book early to avoid disappointment!

To book, please call Rutherglen Town Hall on 0141 613 5700.

Cost: £20.00 (subject to £1.50 transaction fee)

Adapted by Neil Gore from the book by Robert Tressell.

Directed by Louise Townsend.

Neil Gore, presents a one-person version of the classic novel by Robert Tressell featuring projection, political conjuring tricks, live music and song. Meet the famous characters and enjoy the scenes, speeches and songs, featuring the Great Money Trick as its centrepiece.

This enduring and absorbing classic story of a year in the life of a group of Edwardian painters and decorators is brought to life by Neil Gore using his extensive knowledge of the book and the play, having performed it in many versions over forty years.

'The Ragged Trousered Philanthropists' follows a group of workers as they renovate ‘The Cave’, a three-storey town house, for Mayor Sweater. It traces their hardships and struggles for survival in a complacent and stagnating Edwardian England. These workers are the ‘philanthropists’ who throw themselves into back-breaking work for poverty wages in order to generate profit for their masters. They are joined by artist Owen, whose spirited attacks on the dishonesty of Capitalism along with his Socialist vision, highlights the exploitation in their workplace but also focuses on the inequality in society as a whole.

Age suitability – 11 plus

Recent reviews

'Remarkable', 'Brilliant' https://morningstaronline.co.uk/article/c/darkness-dawn

'Dazzling tour-de-force' Greenwich https://www.thegreenwichvisitorblog.com/post/the-ragged-trousered-philanthropists-at-greenwich-theatre

Tremendous - The Times

A one person Tour-De-Force - Clare Brennan (The Observer)

10/10 Sensational - Liverpool Echo

A strong and robust show that brings the characters, humour and inspirational ideas of this great book to life. It is needed now more than ever. You'll leave the theatre and join the struggle!” - Ken Loach, Film Director

Available to book online or by calling Rutherglen Town Hall on 0141 613 5700.

Cost: £14.00 / £12.00 (subject to £1.50 transaction fee)

 

ECHO Players present Cinderella.

Written by Grant F Kidd.

Get ready for a magical night of laughter, music, and festive fun as ECHO Players bring the much-loved fairytale of Cinderella to the stage!

Poor Cinderella spends her days waiting on her outrageous stepsisters, Rose and Hyacinth, while dreaming of a better life. When Prince Charming announces a grand ball, it seems her chance to shine has finally arrived. But with a wicked Baroness determined to stand in her way, Cinderella will need a little help from her loyal friend Buttons and a Fairy Godmother with a touch of magic up her sleeve.

Packed with hilarious comedy, larger-than-life characters, audience participation, catchy songs, and plenty of pantomime mischief, Cinderella is a festive treat for the whole family.

Will Cinderella make it to the ball? 

Will Prince Charming find true love? 

And will Buttons finally get his happily ever after?

Join us for a sparkling adventure where dreams come true, good triumphs over evil, and everyone is guaranteed to leave with a smile on their face.

Oh yes they will!

Available to book online or by calling East Kilbride Arts Centre on 01355 261000.

Cost: £12 / £10 concession (subject to £1.50 transaction fee)

 

Our hugely popular, long running Tea Dances return on Thursdays on the following dates;

• 30 July
• 27 August
• 24 September
• 29 October
• 26 November

Time: 1.30pm to 3.30pm

Tickets: £2.50

John Findlay provides the live music for our series of Tea Dances with a mixture of sequence and ballroom to suit all tastes.

Tea and biscuits provided.

Book early to avoid disappointment! Call Rutherglen Town Hall on 0141 613 5700.

Cost: £2.50