South Lanarkshire Leisure and Culture

The Hilarious new play from Phil Differ featuring Bruce Morton and Raymond Mearns.

Pat and Danny are two Celtic supporting childhood pals now in their early seventies, older men who view life through a green and white prism. They live in the past, they resent everyone under thirty and manage to find negatives in everything their team achieves. They are what’s disparagingly known as Celtic Da’s.

A recent health scare results in Pat experiencing a lapse in his football fanaticism and a stark re-evaluation of a lifetime spent as a Celtic fan.

A confused Danny cannot understand his pal’s sudden mood swing and gradually their long-standing match day routine becomes the backdrop to a darkly comedic discourse where they both come to question their Celtic-mindedness, their politics, their hopes, dreams, fears, values and above all else, their evolution from young and gallus into Celtic Da’s.

Reviews:

“Brilliant! With an even better twist at the end than the Sixth Sense” – Tam Cowan

“Outstanding performances” – Billy Sloan

Available to book online or by calling The Town House Hamilton on 01698 452299.

Cost: £22.00 (subject to £1.50 transaction fee)

 

Lanark Memorial Hall was officially opened on 29 April 1926 by General Sir Ian Hamilton, G.B.C. with a crowd of over 2000 witnessing the proceedings. So, exactly 100 years to the day, we invite you to come along and join us for our 100th Birthday Bash concert.

The concert will be our very own Eras Tour, celebrating the music through the decades of the venue, starting in the 1920, through the Big Band Era and the war years to the  heyday of the classic musicals, the swinging Sixties and Rock ‘n’ Roll era and onwards through more recent decades of the various eras of popular music – right through to the chart toppers in 2026!!

We envisage the night being not only a celebration for our loyal customers and the local community to get involved in, but also one huge big sing-along to lots of your favourite hits through the years.

Watch online for further details…

Available to book online or by calling Lanark Memorial Hall on 01555 673199.

Cost: £5.00 (subject to £1.50 transaction fee)

The Springsteen Acoustic Sessions are cut from the very same cloth as their mothership, The Springsteen Sessions.

Our aim is to capture a flavour of the Netflix phenomenon that is known as Springsteen On Broadway.

The Springsteen Acoustic Sessions project has been meticulously stitched together by Dougie Robertson, the founder and front man of The Springsteen Sessions, and Peter McAteer, his long time musical collaborator and friend, to bring a little of the Springsteen On Broadway magic to the theatres of the UK.

Drawing musical inspiration from the Netflix show and beyond, our production is looking to deliver the range and depth of material that you'd expect from the Springsteen On Broadway show.

Stripping The Boss's songs right back to their original state and putting them under the spotlight, brings a certain amount of excitement to the project.

For those of you who were lucky enough to have attended the Walter Kerr Theatre on Broadway and to the many, many thousands who watched on Netflix, we do hope you enjoy our up close and personal look at some of The Boss's most influential musical works.

Available to book online or by calling East Kilbride Arts Centre on 01355 261000.

Cost: £20.00 (subject to £1.50 transaction fee)

 

Rutherglen Repertory Theatre and Rutherglen Town Hall proudly presents An Evening of One Act Plays.

The Deil's Bargain

By Isabelle Rae.

Tam had no business watching the women dance but he paid for it. He was chased as he tried to escape on horseback. Who was the strange man and woman that followed him home, he was about to find out....

Different Results

By Jeremy Cram.

A chance encounter in a bar between two flames leads to questions about the past and maybe something to come in the future.

Available to book online or by calling Rutherglen Town Hall on 0141 613 5700.

Cost: £12.00 / £10.00 concession (subject to £1.50 transaction fee)

 

Get ready to Spice Up Your Life with the one and only 90’s show that’s taking the UK by storm: That’s So 90s!

From iconic Britpop anthems to the revolutionary sounds of 90s dance, from Girl Power to Cool Britannia, join us for a celebration of the greatest decade ever. Relive the energy, the fashion and the unforgettable moments as we take you on a nostalgic joyride through the sights and sounds of the 1990s.

Featuring all of the decade’s greatest acts including the Spice Girls, Take That, Britney Spears, Backstreet Boys, Fugees, Blink 182, Aqua... and of course, Blur and Oasis.

So Don’t Look Back in Anger... Let Us Entertain You with this immersive journey into 90s nostalgia!

Available to book online or by calling The Town House Hamilton on 01698 452299.

Cost: £28.00 (subject to £1.50 transaction fee)