South Lanarkshire Leisure and Culture

 

South Lanarkshire Leisure and Culture SCIO and New College Lanarkshire proudly present Jack and the Beanstalk.

Fee, Fi, Fo, Fum… to our panto, you must come!

Welcome to a mystical magical fairytale pantomime kingdom… somewhere in the deepest, darkest depths of South Lanarkshire… where the locals are under threat from the gruesome Giant Greedyguts and his loathsome enforcer, Fleshcreep.

The Giant has gobbled up all the animals in town… except Moomoo: the disco dancing coo-coo of Dame Trot and her two kids… Jack and Jessie.

Jack loves Princess Lulu - Lulu loves Jack. But he’s just a commoner and surely they can never be wed. Or can they?

Trainee Fairy Farquhar loves Jessie - Jessie has her head in the clouds. And even if she realised, fairies can’t marry mortals. Or can they?

When Princess Lulu is kidnapped by the Giant, and Fleshcreep tricks Jessie into selling Moomoo for a bag of beans, is all hope lost? Or will Fairy Farquhar be able to use the explosive power of beans to get Jack and his friends up to the Giant’s castle in Cloudland before his lunch is served?

Find out in this year’s magical family panto, as we climb the magic beanstalk for a roller-coaster journey of adventure, laughter, thrills and spills.

Available to book online or by calling The Town House Hamilton on 01698 452299.

Dates and times:
Saturday 29 November 2025, 100pm / 5.30pm
Sunday 30 November 2025, 1.00pm / 5.30pm
Tuesday 02 December 2025, 10.00am / 1.00pm (schools shows)
Wednesday 03 December 2025, 10.00am / 1.00pm (schools shows)
Thursday 04 December 2025, 7.00pm
Friday 05 December 2025, 7.00pm
Saturday 06 December 2025, 1.00pm / 5.30pm - BSL Signed Performance
Sunday 07 December 2025, 11.00am / 3.30pm

Cost: £18 / £16 conc / £52.00 family / £11.50 group 20+ (subject to £1.50 transaction fee)

Lanarkshire Cecilian Orchestra plus guest choirs Christmas concert.

The Town House in Hamilton will come alive with festive magic as the Lanarkshire Cecilian Orchestra presents its annual Christmas concert. 

This enchanting evening will feature stirring orchestral performances of The Nutcracker, The Chronicles of Narnia, A Christmas Festival, The Goblet of Fire and many more, weaving together classical elegance, cinematic wonder and festive cheer. Joining the orchestra are the delightful Wee Sing Choir and the talented South Lanarkshire Schools Choir, adding youthful charm and vocal brilliance to the celebration. Expect a heartwarming blend of seasonal cheer and a musical spectacle—a perfect way to ring in the holidays with family and friends.

We welcome you to join us, in our 70th Anniversary year!

Available to book online or by calling The Town House Hamilton on 01698 452299.

Cost: £16 / £14 conc / £10 under 10s (subectj to £1.50 transaction fee)

 

Hot on the heels of the phenomenal success of 2024, Michelle McManus’ Winter Wonderland is back for 2025 so get ready to shake your Christmas baubles!

Michelle will be joined by Scotland’s award-winning Greatest Hits Radio Breakfast Show presenter Cat Harvey, as the hilarious Fairy Bampot and as if touring with Hugh Jackman wasn’t enough, the incredible SoundSational will be back to dazzle you with their show-stopping vocals.

This show is packed with festive frolics and Christmas crackers to sing along to, so what are you waiting for?

Get the tinsel and your Christmas jumpers at the ready and book now for all the festive cheer you’ll need this December.

Available to book online or by calling The Town House Hamilton on 01698 452299.

Cost: £25.00 / £17.50 under 16s (subject to £1.50 transaction fee)

 

Get ready to say “Mamma Mia!” this festive season as ABBA-Merry Christmas brings you the ultimate festive party!

It’s time to“ Take a Chance” on a night filled with all your favourite ABBA hits, with a few holiday classics thrown in, plus plenty of “Dancing  Queen” moments too. With a fabulous ABBA tribute and a sensational live band, this is your chance to deck the halls with sparkling lights and celebrate Christmas like never before. Whether you’re a die-hard ABBA fan or just love a good festive sing-along, your friends will be saying“ Gimme! Gimme! Gimme! ”a ticket to this fantastic show!

Feel the “Knowing Me, Knowing Yule” vibes as you step into a winter wonderland of music, dancing, and non-stop fun. The live band will have you rockin around the Christmas tree to iconic tunes like “Waterloo”, “Thank You For The Music ”and “S.O.S.” ,while adding a festive twist to the magic. It’s going to be a party full of Christmas cheer ,sparkling lights, and all the ABBA hits you know and love

So, grab your Santa hats, shine up those “Chiquitita” bells, and get ready for a Christmas party that’s pure “Money, Money, Money” value!

Available to book online or by calling The Town House Hamilton on 01698 452299.

Cost: £30.00 (subject to £1.50 transaction fee)

 

Artie’s back with the original Singing Kettles!

A festive treat for all ages, featuring singalongs, Christmas favourites, party games, and nostalgia for adults. Celebrate the festive season with the classic family show.

Dress up for the party, join the fun, and enjoy the perfect blend of music and laughter. Bring Granny too and we promise not to “Shove Granny off the Bus”!

Available to book online or by calling The Town House Hamilton on 01698 452299.

Cost: £12.00 (subject to £1.50 transaction fee)