South Lanarkshire Leisure and Culture

 

WARNING! WARNING! 100% Educational. 200% Entertaining. 300% Explosive. 400% Fun. This is a public safety announcement…..

Please keep your head firmly on your shoulders, and your arms, legs and feet inside the ride at all times – Ministry of Science Live is about to explode onto the stage! Ministry of Science Live is not your ordinary science show – it comes with a bang. It comes with a whoosh. But most of all is comes with a hovercraft built on stage…. 

Oh, and a Human Cannon too! This new production takes an anarchic approach to science communication whilst looking at the inventors and engineers who have shaped and inspired the modern world that we live in. From Liquid Nitrogen frozen flowers to Hydrogen Bottle Rockets. From Buzz Aldrin to Virgin Galactic. From a cat food tin to the Hovercraft. From the discovery of Methane to the invention of the Battery. Join the super talented presenters and the voiceover from above (X Factor’s Peter Dickson) as they take you on a journey using brilliantly designed demonstrations with a few loud bangs to lead the way. Fingers in ears advised….

Available to book online or by calling The Town House Hamilton on 01698 452299.

Cost: £16.50 / £15.50 conc / £60 family (subject to £1.50 transaction fee)

 

Seen by over a million people, now in its 18th year!

It’s no surprise that this show is one of the biggest success stories in British theatre history.
Get ready for the biggest Motown party of the year.

You will be going loco down in Acapulco as we take you back down memory lane with all the
Motown classics from artists such as, Marvin Gaye, Diana Ross, Stevie Wonder, The Temptations,
The Supremes, The Four Tops, Martha Reeves, The Jackson 5, Smokey Robinson, and many, many
more.

Celebrate the sound of a generation with one very special night of The Magic of Motown!

Available to book online or by calling The Town House Hamilton on 01698 452299.

Cost: £32.00 (subject to £1.50 transaction fee)

 

John Power had the best rock’n’roll apprenticeship ever – playing bass as an 18-year-old in The La’s. Forming Cast in 1991, he sang, wrote songs, and played guitar for one of Britpop’s pre-eminent bands – securing two platinum-selling records before returning to the charts in 2024 with the magnificent Love Is The Call.

Power’s solo career produced some of his best work – and now it’s time to reflect on Britpop, the hits – Alright, Sandstorm, Walkaway, Flying and more – in this intimate show that mixes John’s best-loved songs with wild, funny, and tender stories.

Available to book online or by calling The Town House Hamilton on 01698 452299.

Cost: £30 standard / £45 Premium (best seats, goody bag) / £75 Meet and Greet (front row seat, goody bag, pre-show meet and greet) (subject to £1.50 transaction fee)

The Hilarious new play from Phil Differ featuring Bruce Morton and Raymond Mearns.

Pat and Danny are two Celtic supporting childhood pals now in their early seventies, older men who view life through a green and white prism. They live in the past, they resent everyone under thirty and manage to find negatives in everything their team achieves. They are what’s disparagingly known as Celtic Da’s.

A recent health scare results in Pat experiencing a lapse in his football fanaticism and a stark re-evaluation of a lifetime spent as a Celtic fan.

A confused Danny cannot understand his pal’s sudden mood swing and gradually their long-standing match day routine becomes the backdrop to a darkly comedic discourse where they both come to question their Celtic-mindedness, their politics, their hopes, dreams, fears, values and above all else, their evolution from young and gallus into Celtic Da’s.

Reviews:

“Brilliant! With an even better twist at the end than the Sixth Sense” – Tam Cowan

“Outstanding performances” – Billy Sloan

Available to book online or by calling The Town House Hamilton on 01698 452299.

Cost: £22.00 (subject to £1.50 transaction fee)

 

Get ready to Spice Up Your Life with the one and only 90’s show that’s taking the UK by storm: That’s So 90s!

From iconic Britpop anthems to the revolutionary sounds of 90s dance, from Girl Power to Cool Britannia, join us for a celebration of the greatest decade ever. Relive the energy, the fashion and the unforgettable moments as we take you on a nostalgic joyride through the sights and sounds of the 1990s.

Featuring all of the decade’s greatest acts including the Spice Girls, Take That, Britney Spears, Backstreet Boys, Fugees, Blink 182, Aqua... and of course, Blur and Oasis.

So Don’t Look Back in Anger... Let Us Entertain You with this immersive journey into 90s nostalgia!

Available to book online or by calling The Town House Hamilton on 01698 452299.

Cost: £28.00 (subject to £1.50 transaction fee)