South Lanarkshire Leisure and Culture

 

The Ups & Downs Theatre Group present Neon Lights and Summer Nights.

The award-winning cast of the Ups & Downs Theatre Group are back with a brand new show bursting with energy, music talent, laughter, inspiration & plenty of feel-good fun for the whole family.

Act 1: Back to the 80s!

Get ready to be taken on a throwback journey to the era of big hair, neon lights & nostalgic hits as we celebrate the sounds of the 80s.  From pop anthems to power ballads, this act is packed with high-energy performances that will have you singing & dancing along.

Act 2: Grease is the Word

Step into Rydell High School & experience the timeless classic brought to life Ups & Downs style....with iconic songs, slick moves and plenty of fun. It is a hand-jiving show you won’t want to miss.

Book your tickets now.......it’s going to be electrifying!!!!

Available to book online or by calling The Town House Hamilton on 01698 452299.

Cost: £16.00 / £13.00 concession (subject to £1.50 transaction fee)

 

Written and directed by Paul Moore.

From here to maternity…

And for every pregnant mother climbing that hill to Rottenrow, it took an eternity!

It’s a cold night in May 2001…Big Andy and his sidekick in security, Slim Si are watching over the decrepit wards of the iconic Rottenrow Maternity Hospital, the night before it feels the pain of the wrecking ball and is razed to the ground, with no epidural to numb the pain. The end of an epidural era! On their midnight “tour of duty”, our two hapless Security Guards wander through the wards and stumble upon an old box…containing patient files, cod liver oil and a lot of vodka…

And as the vodka kicks in…he reminisces with Slim Si about how him and his siblings were all birthed in the rooms of Rottenrow…and thousands of others. The birth of a nation!  

Before long, it’s drams and prams, pains and weans, distractions and contractions….as The Wummin on The Wards emerge to give birth to their stories (and their weans) in full thrust Glasgow style. Literally all the belly aching hilarity…and a few hysterectomies too. A show that will have you in stitches!!

From the writer of the smash hit musical comedies “The Provy Wummin” and “Meet Me at Boots Corner” – with the pulsating patter of big toe tapping musical numbers-from Bassey to The Beatles and Boney M…and so many more!!

Not to be missed. Grab a seat and pay a visit with your lucozade and grapes and reminisce about “Rottenrow”.

Available to book online or by calling The Town House Hamilton on 01698 452299.

Cost: £24.00 / Group 10+ 10% discount (subject to £1.50 transaction fee)

 

John Power had the best rock’n’roll apprenticeship ever – playing bass as an 18-year-old in The La’s. Forming Cast in 1991, he sang, wrote songs, and played guitar for one of Britpop’s pre-eminent bands – securing two platinum-selling records before returning to the charts in 2024 with the magnificent Love Is The Call.

Power’s solo career produced some of his best work – and now it’s time to reflect on Britpop, the hits – Alright, Sandstorm, Walkaway, Flying and more – in this intimate show that mixes John’s best-loved songs with wild, funny, and tender stories.

Available to book online or by calling The Town House Hamilton on 01698 452299.

Cost: £30 standard / £45 Premium (best seats, goody bag) / £75 Meet and Greet (front row seat, goody bag, pre-show meet and greet) (subject to £1.50 transaction fee)

 

Get ready to Spice Up Your Life with the one and only 90’s show that’s taking the UK by storm: That’s So 90s!

From iconic Britpop anthems to the revolutionary sounds of 90s dance, from Girl Power to Cool Britannia, join us for a celebration of the greatest decade ever. Relive the energy, the fashion and the unforgettable moments as we take you on a nostalgic joyride through the sights and sounds of the 1990s.

Featuring all of the decade’s greatest acts including the Spice Girls, Take That, Britney Spears, Backstreet Boys, Fugees, Blink 182, Aqua... and of course, Blur and Oasis.

So Don’t Look Back in Anger... Let Us Entertain You with this immersive journey into 90s nostalgia!

Available to book online or by calling The Town House Hamilton on 01698 452299.

Cost: £28.00 (subject to £1.50 transaction fee)

 

Revelations - Songs Boys Don’t Sing

Craig Revel Horwood is a national treasure. The longest-serving judge on BBC One’s Strictly Come Dancing is the master of the glitter ball. After starting as a dancer, he worked on the nation’s biggest musicals and became a choreographer, director, and best-selling author. Craig’s also a remarkable singer, and to celebrate the release of his debut solo album – and new book, Revelations - he’ll reveal his own, hidden talent during a Fab-U-Lous night of big songs, tall tales, and glamour. Expect dancing, tales from Strictly Come Dancing, songs, plenty of laughs – and, yes, an unexpected cookery demonstration. Revelations is the show that keeps giving for fans of dance, music, comedy, and the nation’s best-loved dance show.

Premium & Meet 'n' Greet options are available. The premium ticket include a goody bag & the best seats. Meet 'n' Greet include front rows, goody bag, pre-show meet n greet with photo and autograph .

Available to book online or by calling The Town House Hamilton on 01698 452299.

Cost: £34.00 / £50.00 Premium / £85.00 Meet 'n' Greet (+ £1.50 trans fee)