South Lanarkshire Leisure and Culture

Tam Cowan – writer, broadcaster and comedian – has enjoyed a successful career in newspapers, radio, television and stand-up for more than 35 years.

Most notably as co-presenter of BBC Radio Scotland’s award winning Off The Ball that celebrates its 32nd anniversary in 2026.

Tam is also a popular columnist in The Sunday Post with a light-hearted weekly spread which takes an irreverent look at the world at large.

When it comes to playing it for laughs, he’s honoured to be rubbing shoulders with Post legends, Oor Wullie and The Broons.

His monthly Aff The Baw comedy show – at Blackfriars in Glasgow – is a hot ticket attracting a diverse list of special guests from the world of football, theatre and TV.

Tam’s one-man-show at the Edinburgh Fringe has sold out for the past three years.

He is in huge demand for comedy gigs and dinner speaking events and also enjoys his time spent working for different charities … chiefly St. Andrew’s Hospice in Airdrie.

But this string of dates in September is Tam’s first-ever national tour of Scotland.

With the aid of satnav – plus a carefully curated list of great fish ‘n’ chip shops and curry houses – he’ll travel the length and breadth of the country appearing at some of our most popular venues.   He's temporarily suspended his membership of Slimming World for one month.

A lifelong fan of Motherwell FC, his other big love is his family … wife Liz, daughter Sophie and their wee Maltese dog, Casper.

Word is all three can’t wait to see the back of him when he hits the road.

But for Tam the tour – which is long overdue – can’t come quick enough.  He said: “I’m absolutely thrilled to going out on the first tour of my career.  What a great opportunity to have a laugh, joke and a real carry-on with all the people who’ve been listening to my guff for the past three decades.  I cannae wait.”

Over 16s only.

Available to book online or by calling The Town House Hamilton on 01698 452299.

Cost: £27.50 / £25.00 (subject to £1.50 transaction fee)

Shine Productions present Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat.

Sha la la Joseph you’re doing fine! You and your dreamcoat ahead of your time! One of the most enduring shows of all time, Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat is a reimagining of the biblical story of Joseph, his father Jacob, eleven brothers and the coat of many colours.

This beloved musical is full of catchy songs in a variety of styles, from a parody of French ballads (“Those Canaan Days”), to country-western (“One More Angel in Heaven”) and calypso (“Benjamin Calypso”), along with the unforgettable classics “Any Dream Will Do” and “Close Every Door.”

Available to book online or by calling The Town House Hamilton on 01698 452299.

Cost: £25 - £22 (subject to £1.50 transaction fee)

Fans of The Beatles prepare to be wowed by the world’s favourite Liverpool-born tribute to the Fab Four – with an all-new show for 2026.

The Mersey Beatles have been rocking sold-out shows around the globe since 1999 with their truly authentic and widely acclaimed celebration of John, Paul, George and Ringo.

The band – who clocked up more than 600 appearances in a 10-year residency at Liverpool’s legendary Cavern Club – brilliantly exude the inner and outer spirit of the original Fab Four.

From the costumes, instruments, cheeky Scouse wit and, of course, that brilliant era-defining Mersey sound, The Mersey Beatles stunning live stage show is a gloriously presented hit-packed celebration of the music that changed the world.

Throughout two unforgettable hours, they take the audience on a fabulous ride through the ‘mop top’ hits of Beatlemania to the psychedelic creativity and melodic wonder of the Fab Four’s later studio work.

New for 2026 – The Mersey Beatles celebrate the 60th anniversary of Revolver and the hits of 1966.

So, roll up, roll up for this very special ‘Magical History Tour’ – a splendid time is guaranteed for all!

Available to book online or by calling The Town House Hamilton on 01698 452299.

Cost: £28.50 (subject to £1.50 transaction fee)

If Riverdance and Stomp had a baby - it would be Emerald Storm!

Direct from the West End, Emerald Storm is the electrifying new dance phenomenon from Adam Garcia, the acclaimed stage and screen star behind some of theatre’s biggest hits. Fusing the fire of Irish dance with the grit of urban tap, this high-octane production explodes with rhythm, passion and pure spectacle.

Defying tradition and reimagining the genre, Emerald Storm delivers thunderous footwork, heart-pounding choreography and a visual feast of movement and sound that pulls you right into the storm.

With world-class dancers, live musicians and breathtaking choreography co-created by Garcia himself, this is dance like you’ve never seen it before.

From the first beat to the last, Emerald Storm is an immersive, unforgettable celebration of rhythm, energy and sheer talent - a dance experience that will leave audiences on their feet.

Available to book online or by calling The Town House Hamilton on 01698 452299.

Cost: £32.00 (subject to £1.50 transaction fee)

Crown Ballet® presents SWAN LAKE - 2026 UK TOUR.

Where love fights against fate.

On the edge of a moonlit lake, Prince Siegfried meets Odette - a swan by day, a woman by night, bound by a spell only true love can break.

But at the royal ball, darkness rises as the Black Swan steals the spotlight, echoing Odette’s beauty yet carrying Rothbart’s curse.

A ballet where beauty breathes, tragedy trembles, and destiny dances.

Available to book online or by calling The Town House Hamilton on 01698 452299.

Cost: £31 / £29 conc / £90 family (subject to £1.50 transaction fee)