South Lanarkshire Leisure and Culture

Entertainment Unlimited embark on another UK wide tour in 2027 with the laugh out loud comedy, Dirty Dusting.

This is an evening of pure theatrical Viagra!

The 2027 production stars Crissy Rock (Benidorm) and Leah Bell (Stage Award Winner): Vanessa Karon and Paul Dunn.

Gladys, Olive and Elsie are three “vintage style” cleaning ladies who, threatened with redundancy, chance on an ‘unconventional’ way of earning some extra cash.

A wrong number requiring a Sex Chat Line rings into the office and gives them a great idea… “Why not start their own Sex Chat Line?” After all, their age and appearance won’t matter on the telephone and providing they can keep this a secret from Dave, their boss…they could be onto a winner!

What could possibly go wrong????

Written by Ed Waugh and Trevor Wood, this production is directed by Leah Bell who injects this hilarious play with a fresh and lively approach coupled with her own unique comedic style.

Available to book online or by calling Lanark Memorial Hall on 01555 673199.

Cost: £27.00 (subject to £1.50 transaction fee)

Join us for an unforgettable evening with ‘A Date With The Everly Brothers’, the UK’s number one  tribute to The Everly Brothers! We’ll have you singing along to classic hits like ‘Wake Up Little Susie’, ‘Cathy’s Clown’ and ‘Bye Bye Love’ while introducing you to some lesser-known treasures from their illustrious career. 

Immerse yourself in the timeless harmonies of the Everly Brothers as our six-piece band takes you on a musical journey through their iconic repertoire, delivering a memorable performance that captures the essence of their legendary sound.

Available to book online or by calling East Kilbride Arts Centre on 01355 261000.

Cost: £25.00 / £23.00 (subject to £1.50 transaction fee)

A tribute to Sir Elton John.

Pack your bags, strap yourself in, zero hour 7:30pm on Thursday 11 February, for a night like no other as we celebrate Sir Elton John!

The Rocket Man is the world’s favourite celebration to a musical icon, playing to audiences all around the world and we are delighted to be back touring the UK again in 2027.

So, catch a star if you can, and wish for something special as we ask you, are you ready for love? 

No one else recreates the flamboyant megastar with as much vigour and brilliance.

Join us as The Rocket Man and our amazing live band take you down the Yellow Brick Road with two hours of glorious Elton hits, including, Saturday Night’s Alright, Crocodile Rock, I Guess That’s Why They Call it the Blues, Daniel, I’m Still Standing, Philadelphia Freedom, Your Song and many, many more.

With dazzling costumes, stunning vocals and sensational piano solos, we take you on a journey through Elton’s life and career, the highs and the lows with many a laugh brought to life, live on stage. This show has it all!

So, if it gets to seven o’clock and you wanna rock, book your tickets now! 

The Rocket Man – a magical night in tribute to Sir Elton John.

UK Tour Tickets on sale now. Don’t miss out! 

Available to book online or by calling Lanark Memorial Hall on 01555 673199.

Cost: £32.00 (subject to £1.50 transaction fee)

An evening with Celtic legend Scott Brown.

A must-see event for every Celtic supporter!

Get ready for an unforgettable night as one of Celtic's greatest-ever captains, Scott Brown, comes to Lanark Memorial Hall for a live evening of football stories, laughter and unforgettable memories.

Hosted by former teammate Charlie Mulgrew, this exclusive event takes fans behind the scenes of one of the most successful eras in Celtic's history. Hear the untold dressing-room stories, the biggest on-field battles, hilarious moments with teammates and managers, and what it really took to captain Celtic through years of domestic dominance and unforgettable European nights.

Scott will reflect on his incredible career, sharing honest and entertaining stories from his journey, while Charlie keeps the conversation flowing with the humour and camaraderie that only a former teammate can bring.

The evening also includes an audience Q&A, giving you the chance to ask your own questions and hear stories you've never heard before.

Whether you followed every game of Scott Brown's legendary career or simply love great football stories, this promises to be an evening packed with passion, laughs and unforgettable moments.

Ticket packages

VIP

• Pre-Show Meet & Greet with Scott Brown
• A professionally taken photo to take home on the night
• Premium reserved seating

PREMIUM

The ultimate fan experience.

• Pre-Show Meet & Greet with Scott Brown
• A professionally taken photo to take home on the night
• Front row seating
• One personal item signed by Scott Brown
• An exclusive 30-minute pre-show Q&A session with Scott Brown, available only to Premium Package ticket holders

Don't miss your chance to be part of this special live event. Tickets are expected to sell fast, so book early to avoid disappointment.

Age recommendation: 14 Years + 

Available to book online or by calling Lanark Memorial Hall on 01555 673199.

Cost: £35.00 Standard/ £85.00 VIP / £250.00 Premium (subject to £1.50 transaction fee)

A show with an epic soundtrack!

Join us as we celebrate the very best in award winning movie musicals – with outstanding vocals from Britain’s Got Talent Winner, Jai McDowall and Britain’s Got Talent Finalist, Vinnie McKee plus two amazing female vocalists and stunning choreography with our team of dancers, complimented by vibrant costumes and brilliant video footage.

Our cast will leave audiences spellbound with original arrangements, superb harmonies and spine-tingling vocals, truly celebrating your favourite movie musicals.

A celebration of movie musical song with a modern concept!

The soundtrack of the show covers great movies such as:

The Greatest Showman / Wicked / Mama Mia / Les Misérables / Phantom of the Opera / Moulin Rouge / A Star is Born / The Bodyguard / West Side Story … and a whole lot more including classic Hollywood and Disney musicals.

This all singing, all dancing action-packed show will leave audiences wanting to book again and again. This truly promises to be an epic night out!

Available to book online or by calling Lanark Memorial Hall on 01555 673199.

Cost: £26.00 (subject to £1.50 transaction fee)