South Lanarkshire Leisure and Culture

 

A night of pure laughs and banter starring Jane McCarry and Edward Reid!

Think Loose Women with a pinch of chaos and madness thrown in!!!

Join our panel – ‘Still Games’ Jane McCarry, ‘Britain’s Got Talent’s’ Edward Reid and radio presenter Ali Wright plus a special guest panellist for this uplifting powerhouse of a show and ultimate night oot!

A great catch up with pals, no subject is off limits, chilled vibes with wine and song, what could possibly go wrong?

Conflicting opinions, life stories and belly laughs – this show includes everything and does nothing by halves.

Prepare to be entertained, buckle up and strap yourself in, for this rollercoaster ride of a show that’s goes nicely with a gin!

So if you like a night oot and a blether about this and that - then get your tickets now for ‘Whits yer Chat’.

Available to book online or by calling Rutherglen Town Hall on 0141 613 5700.

Cost: £25.00 (subject to £1.50 transaction fee)

 

The #1 Live Experience for Families is heading to Lanark with it's BIGGEST tour to date as Megaslam presents: 2026 Live and Loaded Tour!

The 2026 Tour will feature all of your favourite Megaslam stars and some brand new ones!

Established in 2009 and presenting hundreds of live events per year, Megaslam truly is the ultimate live experience for families.

Team Nasty will battle it out with Team Megaslam in a series of action packed matches designed to get the whole family out of their seats and cheering on their favourites!

Get ready to enter the world of Megaslam - take your seat and join thousands of families each year as you witness The #1 Live Experience for Families!

Available to book online or by calling Lanark Memorial Hall on 01555 673199.

Cost: Ringside £20.00 / General seating £15.00 adult, £12.00 child (subject to £1.50 transaction fee)

 

Direct from London's West End!

A night of laughter, cabaret, mystery, and glamour!

Roll up, roll up. . . the UK’s longest running burlesque show is back touring the nation. And it’s bigger than ever.

The ultimate variety show blends stylish cabaret, comedy, music, circus and burlesque featuring world-class entertainers and stars of the stage and screen in an extravaganza of glitz and glamour! Expect fun, feathers and fabulous costumes as we pick from the finest selection of specialty artistes, cabaret and circus stars, comedians and champagne showgirls.

Burlesque has enraptured audiences for centuries. This sensational variety show brings together a bounty of beautiful stars for an unrivalled variety show for the 21st Century! Expect the unexpected with plenty of glitter and glamour! It’s cocktails and cabaret o’clock!

An Evening of Burlesque - we are waiting for you! Tickets on sale now!

Available to book online or by calling Lanark Memorial Hall on 01555 673199.

Cost: £32.00 (subject to £1.50 transaction fee)

 

Vicky Jackson, recognised as the definitive Pink tribute has been wowing audiences worldwide with her energetic and authentic portrayal of the American grammy award winning singer.

Her incredible live show with phenomenal vocals, bespoke costumes and rocking musicians delivers the authentic Pink experience.

Don’t miss your chance to experience all the major hits including So What, Just Like a Pill, Raise Your Glass, Try, Trustfall, Just Give Me A Reason and many more.

Available to book online or by calling The Town House Hamilton on 01698 452299.

Cost: £25.00 (subject to £1.50 transaction fee)

 

'The Greatest Rock and Roll band in the World’ is a bold statement but Showaddywaddy has lived up to that title for the last five decades!

Formed in the 1970s in Leicester from several local bands, they have sold more than 20 million records and have toured all corners of the World extensively.

Their live show is dynamic and uplifting featuring all of their biggest hits, many of which reached number one in the pop charts of Europe. 

‘Under The Moon of Love’, ‘Three Steps to Heaven’, ‘Hey Rock & Roll’, ‘When’, ‘Blue Moon’, ‘Pretty Little Angel Eyes’ and many, many more.

So come and join the ‘Dancin’ Party’… ‘You’ve Got What It Takes’!

Available to book online or by calling Lanark Memorial Hall on 01555 673199.

Cost: £28.00 (subject to £1.50 transaction fee)