South Lanarkshire Leisure and Culture

‘The Scottish Comedians’ is packed with amazing Scottish comedy talent.

After hugely successful previous tours, the 2026 show promises another outstanding line up of headline comedians.

The 2026 show showcases an unbelievable line up of talent for you, and we would go as far as saying this is probably the best comedy show you will see - with an amazing variety of comedians, all worthy of their own show.

‘The Scottish Comedians’ line up is as follows - Susie McCabe, Ray Bradshaw, Des McLean, Gareth Mutch and your host Bruce Devlin. Five brilliant comedians in one night!

This is a one off special show bringing the best in Scottish comedy to Lanark.

This is guaranteed to be one of the funniest nights out you will have in 2026.

Age Guidance: 16+ Please note the performance may contain strong language and adult themes.

Available to book online or by calling Lanark Memorial Hall on 01555 673199.

Cost: £24.00 (subject to £1.50 transaction fee)

Hamilton District Youth Theatre is thrilled to present the festive favourite Elf the Musical this November! Based on the beloved holiday film, this heart-warming and hilarious musical follows Buddy, a human raised as an elf at the North Pole, as he journeys to New York City to discover his true identity and spread Christmas cheer. Along the way, Buddy brings laughter, chaos and plenty of festive spirit to everyone he meets. Packed with catchy songs, dazzling performances and a story full of joy, Elf the Musical is the perfect treat for the whole family this Christmas season. Don’t miss this magical production that’s sure to leave audiences smiling!

Available to book online or by calling The Town House Hamilton on 01698 452299.

Cost: £15 / £12 concession and groups 10+ (subject to £1.50 transaction fee)

The Bay City Rollers are one of the most iconic pop bands of the 70s and became a global sensation with hits like Bye Bye Baby, Saturday Night and Shang-a-lang.

Selling over 300 million records worldwide, the Bay City Rollers attracted fans of all ages and a phenomenon known as Rollermania swept across the globe with legions of devoted fans kitted out in their trademark tartan.

Now, 50 years later, original member, Stuart “Woody” Wood, of the Classic five is still flying the tartan flag joined by a fantastic and energetic new line-up.

2024 saw the release of a new studio album Keep on Rollin’ which combines brand new songs and new versions of some of their classic hits re-recorded with fresh energy and enthusiasm.

The Bay City Rollers are currently touring the UK, Canada and Ireland this year bringing their infectious pop-rock anthems to a venue near you. So, dig out your tartan and Keep on Rollin’ with the Bay City Rollers! KOR

Available to book online or by calling Lanark Memorial Hall on 01555 673199.

Cost: £66.50 VIP (first two rows, pre-show meet and greet); £34 (rows C-N); £30.50 (row P) (subject to £1.50 transaction fee)

The songs of American country rock band, Dr. Hook, are timeless classics. Who can forget ‘Sylvia’s Mother’, ‘When You’re in Love With A Beautiful Woman’, ‘Sharing the Night Together’, ‘Only Sixteen’, ‘Sexy Eyes’ and ‘Cover of the “Rolling Stone”’.

The Dr. Hook Songbook breathes new life into the Dr. Hook catalogue with their sensational live concert, recreated for the stage by talented young singer and songwriter, Billy Shannon, and his spectacular live band.

Book your tickets now and let’s share the night together.

Available to book online or by calling Lanark Memorial Hall on 01555 673199.

Cost: £27.00 (subject to £1.50 transaction fee)

CAOS Musical Society bring the much‑loved classic musical Calamity Jane to life at Lanark Memorial Hall this November!

Join them for a lively and heart‑warming trip to the Old West as Calamity navigates mix‑ups, unexpected romance and her own journey toward discovering who she truly is. 

When she mistakenly brings home Katie Brown instead of the dazzling Adelaide Adams, Deadwood is thrown into a whirl of comedy and charm, the kind of uproar that blows through town quicker than a "Windy City" gust and snaps into place faster than a good old "whip‑crack‑away".

With beloved musical moments including Secret Love, Black Hills of Dakota and The Deadwood Stage, the story builds to a joyful finale filled with warmth and humour. 

Yeehaw!

CAOS Musical Society will bring this much‑loved classic to life at Lanark Memorial Hall this November!

Licensed exclusively by arrangement with Music Theatre International (MTI): https://www.mtishows.com

Available to book online or by calling Lanark Memorial Hall on 01555 673199.

Cost: £19.00 / £16.00 concession (subject to £1.50 transaction fee)