South Lanarkshire Leisure and Culture

Stuart Mitchell is now regarded as one of the UK’s top comedians and social media stars with over a 100M views online. You've seen him online and now you can see him on his first ever national UK tour, Tips Not Included. Join the longest running panellist of BBC Scotland’s "Breaking The News" as he shares his amazing life story.

"One of Scotland's rising stars, Stuart Mitchell is a comedian worth catching before he becomes mega." Sunday Mail.

"Please go and see Stuart Mitchell" Will Ferrell.

"Work of genius" ★★★★★ Daily Record

Suitable for age: 16years+

Available to book online or by calling The Town House Hamilton on 01698 452299.

Cost: £20.00 (subject to £1.50 transaction fee)

Music and lyrics by Queen.

Story and script by Ben Elton.

Original vocal score by Brian May, Roger Taylor and Mike Dixon.

Following their recent productions of Sunshine On Leith and 9 to 5, Eros are delighted to bring to East Kilbride Village Theatre, We Will Rock You – the smash-hit musical by Queen and Ben Elton!

Get ready to be transported to a post-apocalyptic future without musical instruments where music is controlled by algorithms, rock is banned, individuality is outlawed, and a group of rebel Bohemians who dare to defy the system to save rock ‘n’ roll. Packed with laughter, rebellion, and heart-pounding rock anthems, this electrifying musical celebrates the power of freedom, love, and the enduring legacy of Queen.

Featuring 24 of Queen’s greatest hits, including ‘Bohemian Rhapsody’, ‘Somebody to Love’, ‘Don’t Stop Me Now’, ‘Under Pressure’, and, of course, ‘We Are the Champions’, this show is guaranteed to have you singing, laughing, and stomping along. Whether you're a lifelong Queen fan or discovering the magic of this show for the first time, We Will Rock You guarantees a night of unforgettable entertainment.

“Open your eyes, look up to the skies and see…” This is one show you do not want to miss! This amateur production of “WE WILL ROCK YOU” is presented through special arrangement with and all authorised performance materials are supplied by Theatrical Rights Worldwide (TRW).

Eros is a registered Scottish Charity SCO50284 

Cost: Tue £19, Wed-Thu £20, Fri-Sat £22, Sat matinee £22/£20 conc

Mark Black brings you his brand-new stand-up comedy and musical show, ‘Horrible Family’. With millions of views online and sold-out shows at the SEC Armadillo and Pavilion Theatre in 2024, Mark returns in 2026 with his signature dark wit and a fresh set of songs.

Age: 18+

Available to book online or by calling East Kilbride Arts Centre on 01355 261000.

Cost: £18.50 (subject to £1.50 transaction fee)

Lanark Amateur Music Society presents We Will Rock You.

Music and lyrics by Queen.
Story and script by Ben Elton.
Original vocal score by Brian May, Roger Taylor and Mike Dixon.

“We Will Rock You” is presented through special arrangement with, and all authorised performance materials are supplied by, Theatrical Rights Worldwide (TRW). 

www.theatricalrights.co.uk

We Will Rock You is a high-octane, adrenaline-fuelled musical featuring more than 20 iconic Queen hits, including “Bohemian Rhapsody,” “We Are the Champions,” “Somebody to Love,” “Don’t Stop Me Now,” and of course, “We Will Rock You”. Set in a post-apocalyptic future where individuality has been outlawed and music is controlled by algorithms, the story follows two young revolutionaries who dare to defy the system to save rock ‘n’ roll.

Lanark! Are you ready to rock?

Available to book online or by calling Lanark Memorial Hall on 01555 673199.

Cost: £18 / £16 conc / £15 group 10+ (subject to £1.50 transaction fee)

EK Rep Theatre Club (Registered Scottish Charity SC020852) present Lilies on the Land and The Deadly Attachment (from Dad's Army).

Lilies on the Land

By The Lions Part. Directed by Tom Matthew

A revealing, funny and wonderfully moving portrait of four women who sign up to join the Women's Land Army during World War II. Based on one hundred and fifty letters and interviews with original Land Girls, along with songs from the period, Lilies on the Land charts the personal journeys of four women who join the Women's Land Army – determined to work endless backbreaking hours on farms across the country in a bid to do their best for the War Effort.

This amateur production of ‘Lilies on the Land’ is presented by arrangement with Nick Hern Books Ltd.

The Deadly Attachment

By David Croft and Jimmy Perry. Directed by Anne Macfie.

t's 1940 and the Walmington-on-Sea Home Guard platoon have to guard a captured U-Boat Captain and his crew. But fearless Captain Mainwaring incurs German displeasure when he orders the defiant prisoners be served soggy fish and chips! An hilarious episode from the classic BBC TV series Dad's Army.

This amateur production of ‘The Deadly Attachment (from Dad’s Army)’ is presented by arrangement with Concord Theatricals Ltd on behalf of Samuel French Ltd www.concordtheatricals.co.uk

Available to book online or by calling East Kilbride Arts Centre on 01355 261000.

Cost: £16.00 / £13.00 concession (subject to £1.50 transaction fee)