South Lanarkshire Leisure and Culture

The UK's Premier Tribute to Global Phenomenon... 'Ms Rachel'!

Bringing 'Ms Rachels' character to life in a FUN, interactive LIVE on stage performance with lots of audience participation for the little ones!

With over 5 Billion Views and over 8 million subscribers on Youtube, 'Ms Rachel' is the biggest viral sensation to hit our children's screens since 'Baby Shark!'

'Fun for Little Ones Live' encapsulates the bubbly personality, sweet singing voice and educational content; bringing to life a fun show for children.

The production also includes Interactive Screen Content throughout featuring unique and on brand animation and scenery, plus puppetry, characters and voices on screen with Monty and friends.

This UK Premier tribute is the only one of it's kind, with little people across the country going crazy for her…

Available to book online or by calling The Town House Hamilton on 01698 452299.

Cost: £20 / £17 child / £70 family (+£1.50 tran fee)

Following on from the nationwide sell-out success of Killer Couples, best-selling author, Psychologist, and leading crime commentator Emma Kenny returns with a brand-new live show that probes the darkest corners of humanity.

Murderous Minds takes you on a gripping journey into the twisted motivations of some of the UK's, and the world's, most notorious killers. With her extensive background in psychology and crime analysis, Emma Kenny offers a rare and credible window into how murderers justify the horrific acts they commit.

Discover the delusional beliefs and hidden traumas that drove them to kill. Explore some of the most infamous cases that have rocked society. What formed these criminals disturbing perspectives, how did their pathological thought processes develop, and what are the rationalisations they cling to - even behind bars.

Why do some people with similar upbringings and experiences lead normal lives, while others become killers? This show challenges what you think you know about morality, identity, and the line between sanity and madness.

Building on the sell-out success of Killer Couples, Murderous Minds combines real-life case studies with gripping storytelling. Immerse yourself in a night of suspense.

Whether you're a true crime aficionado, a psychology enthusiast, or simply seeking a riveting night out, Murderous Minds promises to keep you on the edge of your seat. Dare to walk in the footsteps of the world's most notorious killers, and discover that sometimes, the truth is far more terrifying than fiction.

Secure your seat now for an unforgettable exploration into the minds of murderers.

Available to book online or by calling Lanark Memorial Hall on 01555 673199.

Cost: £29.50 (subject to £1.50 transaction fee)

 

Nine centuries of history deserves a soundtrack that can be heard from Main Street to the Clyde!

Join King’s Park Brass for a spectacular musical tribute to the Royal Burgh of Rutherglen as it hits the big 900.

We’re polishing the cornets and cranking up the volume to bring you an evening of stirring favourites that honour our storied local heritage.

Whether you’re a lifelong Ruglonian or just love the vibrant energy of a brass band, join us for a performance 900 years in the making!

Available to book online or by calling Rutherglen Town Hall on 0141 613 5700.

Cost: Rake: £12 / £10 conc; Stalls: £10 / £8 conc (subject to £1.50 transaction fee)

Get ready for a night of full-throttle storytelling, sharp observations, and the kind of chaos only Gary Faulds can bring. In Panic at the Midlife Disco, Gary dives into the madness of modern life, midlife meltdowns, and everything in between — with his trademark energy, honesty, and hilariously unfiltered humour. It’s relatable, it’s ridiculous, and it’s guaranteed to have the whole room in stitches.

Running Time: Approx. 2 hours including interval

Age Guidance: 16+

Available to book online or by calling Lanark Memorial Hall on 01555 673199.

Cost: £25.00 (subject to £1.50 transaction fee)

 

The ever-popular Clyde Valley Ceilidh Band return to Rutherglen Town Hall for another lively Christmas Ceilidh.

Four great musicians, all the weel kent dances and some you may not have tried before, in the wonderful setting of our Grand Hall. Come and birl the light fantastic and get yourself in the festive mood!

Don’t worry if you don’t know or can’t remember the dances, the band will take you through all the steps.

Includes a meal of soup, steak pie, tea and coffee – vegetarian option also available.

This is without a doubt one of the Town Hall’s most popular shows so book early to avoid disappointment!

To book, please call Rutherglen Town Hall on 0141 613 5700.

Cost: £20.00 (subject to £1.50 transaction fee)