South Lanarkshire Leisure and Culture

Get ready for a night of full-throttle storytelling, sharp observations, and the kind of chaos only Gary Faulds can bring. In Panic at the Midlife Disco, Gary dives into the madness of modern life, midlife meltdowns, and everything in between — with his trademark energy, honesty, and hilariously unfiltered humour. It’s relatable, it’s ridiculous, and it’s guaranteed to have the whole room in stitches.

Running Time: Approx. 2 hours including interval

Age Guidance: 16+

Available to book online or by calling Lanark Memorial Hall on 01555 673199.

Cost: £25.00 (subject to £1.50 transaction fee)

Fabulous annual favourite Michelle McManus’ Winter Wonderland is with us again in 2026, so prepare to party and shake your Christmas baubles.

Award winning Cat Harvey, presenter of the Breakfast Show on STV Radio will be joining in as the hilarious Fairy Bampot and the wonderful Soundsational Choir will be lighting up the stage with their amazing vocals.

The show is bursting with holiday fun and Christmas crackers for you to join in, so unpack festive outfits for the family, crack out the tinsel and prepare for all the cheer you will need this December.

Available to book online or by calling The Town House Hamilton on 01698 452299.

Cost: £27.50 / £17.50 (under 16s) (subject to £1.50 transaction fee)

Laugh your baubles off this Christmas 2026 with Stuart Mitchell and Festive Friends!

The one liners have been sharpened, the quick replies are flowing fast and this time – he’s bringing his pals.

Following on from his debut sold-out UK Tour join star of social media, TikTok, and all round good guy STUART MITCHELL as he brings his famous weekly STUART MITCHELL & FRIENDS show direct from Glasgow to your front door (nearly).

Featuring TWO SPECIAL GUESTS from the cream of the comedy crop, don’t miss out on a night of laughter that’s just up the road.

Please note this is for 18 years and over only.

Available to book online or by calling Lanark Memorial Hall on 01555 673199.

Cost: £25.00 (subject to £1.50 transaction fee)

Get ready to say “Mamma Mia!”this festive season as ABBA-MERRY Christmas brings you the ultimate festive party!

It’s time to“ Take a Chance” on a night filled with all your favourite ABBA hits, with a few holiday classics thrown in, plus plenty of “Dancing  Queen” moments too. With a fabulous ABBA tribute and a sensational live band, this is your chance to deck the halls with sparkling lights and celebrate Christmas like never before. Whether you’re a die-hard ABBA fan or just love a good festive sing-along, your friends will be saying“ Gimme! Gimme! Gimme! ”a ticket to this fantastic show!

Feel the “Knowing Me, Knowing Yule” vibes as you step into a winter wonderland of music, dancing, and non-stop fun. The live band will have you rockin around the Christmas tree to iconic tunes like “Waterloo”, “Thank You For The Music ”and “S.O.S.” ,while adding a festive twist to the magic. It’s going to be a party full of Christmas cheer ,sparkling lights, and all the ABBA hits you know and love.

So, grab your Santa hats, shine up those “Chiquitita” bells, and get ready for a Christmas party that’s pure “Money, Money, Money” value!

Available to book online or by calling The Town House Hamilton on 01698 452299.

Cost: £32.00 (subject to £1.50 transaction fee)

After an amazing show last Christmas, get ready to Step into Christmas once again in 2026 when the most magical, feel-good Christmas show returns to Lanark! 

Step in Christmas is back - bigger, brighter, and more festive than ever before. This spectacular Christmas concert is the ultimate way to kickstart your festive celebrations, guaranteed to fill your heart with holiday cheer and have you singing along from start to finish.

Packed with all your favourite Christmas classics, the show brings the spirit of the season to life with dazzling performances, stunning festive visuals, and a sensational live band. From heart warming ballads to upbeat festive anthems, it’s the perfect playlist for your Christmas celebrations.

Whether you're starting a new festive tradition or keeping the magic alive, Step into Christmas is the ultimate feel-good Christmas concert spectacular. 

Available to book online or by calling Lanark Memorial Hall on 01555 673199.

Cost: £33.00 (subject to £1.50 transaction fee)