South Lanarkshire Leisure and Culture

Feel the raw power, the intensity and the energy, all the ingredients you'd expect from a Springsteen concert, this is what you get when The Springsteen Sessions roll up their sleeves and stand before you on stage, a show that even the Jersey Devil himself would be proud of. 

One thing to bear in mind when coming to one of our shows is... to bring your best singing voice with ya... 

Available to book online or by calling Rutherglen Town Hall on 0141 613 5700.

Cost: £20.00 (subject to £1.50 transaction fee)

K-Pop Forever! is here, LIVE on stage.......with two Shows at Lanark Memorial Hall!

Immerse yourself in the worldwide phenomenon that is K-Pop with this all-action tribute concert.

Featuring all-live performances of smash-hits including: Blackpink, BTS, Twice, Soda Pop, Golden and many more, this is the ultimate non-stop party!

Amidst a back-drop of world class lighting and effects, K-Pop Forever! takes audiences on a journey that they will never forget.

With breath-taking choreography, plus songs inspired by the record breaking film K-Pop Demon Hunters, this production is one not to be missed.

K-Pop is taking over the world and THIS is your chance to experience it, live and in person.

All under 16 year olds must be accompanied by an adult.

Available to book online or by calling Lanark Memorial Hall on 01555 673199.

Cost: £25.00 (subject to £1.50 transaction fee)

Written and directed by Paul Moore.

From here to maternity…

And for every pregnant mother climbing that hill to Rottenrow, it took an eternity!

It’s a cold night in May 2001…Big Andy and his sidekick in security, Slim Si are watching over the decrepit wards of the iconic Rottenrow Maternity Hospital, the night before it feels the pain of the wrecking ball and is razed to the ground, with no epidural to numb the pain. The end of an epidural era! On their midnight “tour of duty”, our two hapless Security Guards wander through the wards and stumble upon an old box…containing patient files, cod liver oil and a lot of vodka…

And as the vodka kicks in…he reminisces with Slim Si about how him and his siblings were all birthed in the rooms of Rottenrow…and thousands of others. The birth of a nation!  

Before long, it’s drams and prams, pains and weans, distractions and contractions….as The Wummin on The Wards emerge to give birth to their stories (and their weans) in full thrust Glasgow style. Literally all the belly aching hilarity…and a few hysterectomies too. A show that will have you in stitches!!

From the writer of the smash hit musical comedies “The Provy Wummin” and “Meet Me at Boots Corner” – with the pulsating patter of big toe tapping musical numbers-from Bassey to The Beatles and Boney M…and so many more!!

Not to be missed. Grab a seat and pay a visit with your lucozade and grapes and reminisce about “Rottenrow”.

Available to book online or by calling The Town House Hamilton.

Cost: £24.00 / Group 10+ 10% discount (subject to £1.50 transaction fee)

Folksy Theatre invites you to experience a brand-new musical adaptation of this classic tale, touring this Spring 2026! Set against the enchanting backdrop of the eerie Sherwood Forest, this whimsical production sees King John and the Sheriff of Nottingham trying to thwart the legendary outlaw, Robin Hood and his band of merry men as they steal from the rich to give to the poor.  

Will Robin and his band escape the Sheriff’s clutches? And whose side is Maid Marian truly on?  

Filled with Folksy’s signature live music, audience interaction, and delightful silliness, this adaptation promises to have you laughing and singing along! Don’t miss out on this unforgettable summer adventure!

Available to book online or by calling Rutherglen Town Hall on 0141 613 5700.

Cost: £12.00 adult / £10.00 child (subject to £1.50 transaction fee)

This isn’t a video – it’s the real deal!

Take your seats for LIVE!  A sparkling stage performance by Artie, co-founder of The Singing Kettle. This lively family show is full of musical numbers, audience interaction, and on-stage surprises – perfect for little ones taking their first trip to the theatre. Kids join in every step of the way – some even help on stage!

With clues from the original Kettles it’s a standing ovation in the making for this wonderful LIVE show!

“Spout! Handle! Lid of Metal!”

Dress up in something sparkly – it’s showtime.

Available to book online or by calling Lanark Memorial Hall on 01555 673199.

Cost: £12.00 / £11.00 (subject to £1.50 transaction fee)