South Lanarkshire Leisure and Culture

Following on from the success of his Play "The Booth" in April 2022, writer Peter Paterson returns to East Kilbride Arts Centre with two brand new short plays. Once again touching and hilariously funny his new plays will take you on a journey exploring relationships, money, temptation, danger, life, death and everything in-between. An event not to be missed.

Starring Peter Paterson, Eddie Gouther, Geraldine Greenhill and Liam O'Gorman.
Directed by Peter Paterson.

In Security

Two Security guards make a very difficult decision to Rob their boss, who happens to be one of the most notorious gangsters in Glasgow. A very funny and poignant play that looks at the fragility of life and the insecurities faced when a family man is struck with the temptation to recover his family life when presented with a monetary situation that could solve a recent debt crisis that has been sprung upon him, but at what cost?

Thanks for Coming, Cheerio

A middle aged brother and sister separated by a generation reconnect and bond overnight on the run up to their mother's funeral. Memories and funny stories abound in this comedic tale full of heartfelt warmth and good humour, as the siblings cope and find ways to share their grief, a story that will make you laugh and cry in equal measure. The ghosts from the past may not be the only ones laid to rest.

Contains swearing. Suitable for 16 years and above.

Available to book online or by calling East Kilbride Arts Centre on 01355 261000.

Cost: £14.00 / £12.00 concession

 

Our hugely popular, long running Tea Dances return on Thursdays on the following dates;

• 25 January
• 22 February
• 14 March
• 25 April
• 23 May
• 20 June

Time: 1.30pm to 3.30pm

Tickets: £2.50

John Findlay provides the live music for our series of Tea Dances with a mixture of sequence and ballroom to suit all tastes.

Tea and biscuits provided.

Book early to avoid disappointment! Call Rutherglen Town Hall on 0141 613 5700.

Cost: £2.50

The latest play from PT Rose. Adapted by Stuart Falconer.

The story of this play is about misplaced loyalty, the fallacy of shallow celebrity culture and the dangers of delusion.

It centres on four female characters all the same family. Daughter, Mother, Grandmother and Great Grandmother and it explores in a humorous but in-depth way the change in cultural attitudes and people’s ideas and idolisms through the generations.

Throw in a Clown for a husband and a sprinkling of Elvis and laugh and cry as this dysfunctional or normal family struggle to keep the family unit together in this sometimes ultra-modern or snowflake society!

Age Rating - 14 plus.

Available to book online or by calling East Kilbride Arts Centre on 01355 261000.

Cost: £15.00 / £12.50

Join The Jerseys as we celebrate the timeless music of the 100 million album-selling Frankie Valli & The Four Seasons.

Incredible falsettos, beautiful acapellas - the authenticity of the sublime harmonies of the 60s and 70s - with a huge repertoire including 'Sherry', 'Walk Like A Man', 'My Eyes Adored You', 'Grease', Rag Doll', 'Stay', 'Lets Hang On', ‘Big Girls Don’t Cry’ before finishing off with headline hit 'Oh What A Night'! This is much more than just another tribute show - this is a celebration of fantastic music performed by an array of incredible talent.

The Jerseys have performed in various prestigious venues, visiting the length and breadth of the UK. Some notable shows include a performance for Her Majesty The Queen on The Long Walk, Windsor Castle for her 90th Birthday Celebrations, and internationally including The Paris Casino in Las Vegas.

Along with their LIVE 4 piece band of internationally renowned musicians, this all-singing all-dancing show features hit after hit, comedy and more – the complete night out which will have you dancing in the aisles of the theatre and leave you ‘beggin’ for more!

Available to book online or by calling East Kilbride Arts Centre on 01355 261000.

Cost: £26.00 / £24.00

 

Mark Hateley, Terry Butcher and Graham Roberts amassed more than 500 appearances in the royal blue between them. The three Rangers legends are coming to town to talk about their action-packed football careers. They will discuss the games, dressing room / training ground stories, managers, fall outs and everything you wanted to know about playing for a successful football club.

There will be a chance to pose questions to the stars during the evening.

A limited number of VIP tickets are available, affording drink on arrival and premium seating, together with the opportunity for a meet and greet with the legendary players and a photograph opportunity before the show. 

Recommended age 14+

Available to book online or by calling The Town House Hamilton on 01698 452299.

Cost: £55.00 VIP / £27.50 standard